The OFL Breakdown

 

 

  What a fantastic night that only lasted three and half hours. These are the times where it truly hurts to watch something televised LIVE from the West Coast in an Eastern time zone, but nevertheless, we were ever vigilant in what was a truly exciting night for movies. Normally, The Oscars are a straightforward awards ceremony that produces little to no surprises when the winners are announced which causes the “fun” to be relied upon the eccentric characters that make up the audience. However, this year that theory was completely inverted. The people in the audience played it safe by not making many sudden movements or outbursts which in turn allowed the awards themselves to deliver the upsets and shockers of the night. 

 

   But who cares about all of that. What we really need to see is who won the Oscars Fantasy League.

     Below, is the complete breakdown of all of the teams and their points scored during last night’s ceremony. The list is ascending, starting with the worst of the lot and working our way to FIRST PLACE! Enjoy! 

 

14th place: 

Paul Brackett’s Team

 

-5 teleprompter mishap/ supp. Actor (applies to all within category)

TOTAL: -5pts

 

13th place: 

Oscar Noms 2016

-5 teleprompter mishap/ supp. Actor

+50 Leo Dicaprio 

+25 Standing Ovation

-25 Cause

-25 Cause

TOTAL: 20pts

12th place:

 

The King’s Peach 

+50 Leo Dicaprio

+25 Standing Ovation

-25 Cause

– 25 Cause

+25 Jennifer Jason Leigh (worst dressed of the evening)

TOTAL: 50pts

11th place: 

IDK

-5 Teleprompter Mishap / Supp. Actor

+20 Writing’s On the Wall / Original Song

+30 1st time nominee

-10 Cause

+20 Wrong Exit

TOTAL: 55pts

10th place: 

Oscar Meyer

+50 Spotlight / Best Winner

+30 Mad Max / Costume Design

-30 Played Off by Music

-10 Cause

+20 Writing’s On the Wall / Original Song

+30 1st Time Nominee

-10 Cause

+20 Wrong Exit

+10 Spotlight / Original Screenplay

-10 Played Off by Music

+10 Wrong Exit

TOTAL: 65pts

9th place:

The Seven Deadly Cinemas

+30 Ex Machina / VFX

+45 1st time nominee

-30 Played Off by Music

+30 Mad Max / Production Design

TOTAL: 75pts

8th place:

2-Way Tie between It’s An Honor To Be Nominated & Lee’s Dad

It’s An Honor To Be Nominated

+50 Alicia Vikander / Supp. Actress

+75 1st time nominee

-50 Played Off

+10 Mad Max / Makeup & Hairstyling

TOTAL: 85pts

Lee’s Dad

-5 Teleprompter Mishap / Supp. Actor

+50 Spotlight / Best Picture

+30 Ex Machina / VFX

+45 1st time nominee

-30 Played Off by Music

+10 Girl in the River / Doc Short

-5 Cause

-10 Played Off by Music

TOTAL: 85pts

6th place:

Luke’s Team

+50 Alicia Vikander / Supp. Actress

+75 1st time nominee

-50 Played Off by Music

+10 Stutterer / Live Action Short

+15 1st time nominee

-10 Played Off by Music

TOTAL: 90pts

5th place:

Under Nuggets

-5 Teleprompter Mishap / Supp. Actor

+50 Spotlight / Best Picture

+10 Mad Max / Makeup & Hairstyling

+30 Mad Max / Costume Design

-30 Played Off by Music

-15 Cause

+30 Ex Machina / VFX

+45 1st time nominee

-30 Played Off by Music

+10 Bear Story / Animated Short

+15 1st time nominee

-10 Played Off by Music

TOTAL: 100pts

4th place: 

Oscar Mayer Winners

+50 Brie Larson / Best Actress

+75 1st time nominee

+30 Mad Max / Costume Design

-30 Played Off by Music

-15 Cause

TOTAL: 110pts

3rd place:

Eddie Redmayne for Best Actress

-5 Teleprompter Mishap / Supp. Actor

+50 Spotlight / Best Picture

+20 Writing’s On the Wall / Original Song

+30 1st time nominee

-10 Cause

+20 Wrong Exit

+10 Girl in the River / Doc Short

-5 Cause

-10 Played Off by Music

+10 Stutterer / Live Action Short

+15 1st time nominee

-10 Played Off by Music

TOTAL: 115pts

2nd place: 

The Hunchback of West Palm

-5 Teleprompter Mishap / Supp. Actor

+50 Mark Rylance / Supp. Actor

+75 1st time nominee

-50 Played Off by Music

+20 Writing’s On the Wall / Original Song

+30 1st time nominee

-10 Cause

+20 Wrong Exit

+10 Girl in the River / Doc Short

-5 Cause

-10 Played Off by Music

TOTAL: 125pts

 

 

AND OUR WINNER IS……….

 

I’d Like To Thank The Bullfrogs

-5 Teleprompter Mishap / Supp. Actor

+50 Alicia Vikander / Supp. Actress

+75 1st time nominee

-50 Played Off by Music

+20 Writing’s On the Wall / Original Song

+30 1st time nominee

-10 Cause

+20 Wrong Exit

TOTAL: 130pts

 

 

 

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